Ever wondered where you draw the line between a passion and an addiction? Loving something and being obsessed with something? Luckily, there are far worse things to be addicted to than coffee so today, a little light-hearted post to help you determine whether you’re an addict yourself!
Signs of being a coffee addict: - One cup is never enough - It’s what really gets you out of bed in the morning - A bottomless cup of coffee renews your faith in humanity - You would rather drink a bad cup of coffee than no coffee at all (of course, if you only drink Jones Brothers Coffee, there is no such thing as a bad cup of coffee) - At the top of your Jumbo shopping list, is a bag of Jones Brothers’ beans - By 4pm, you’ve totally lost track of how many coffees you’ve had - There are times when you’ve wondered whether you could brew coffee with coffee. Who needs water?! - You’ve tried to quit before but it was the worst 24 hours in your life - You’ve made coffee ice cubes before - You regularly indulge in coffee cocktails - Oh and you’re partial too, to a little coffee cake - Without coffee, you’re simply a monster and no one wants to be around you! - Just one morning without a cup of Jones Brothers Coffee brings you a skull-cracking headache and induces chronic road rage - You make it a rule to have coffee before any important coffee meeting, so you feel alert and perky in advance - You’ve fantasised about hooking yourself up to an IV filled with coffee and carrying it around with you at all times - You look at your expenses for the month and see that you spend more on coffee than clothing or food - You would marry coffee, if coffee were a person - You learned how to brew your own coffee before you learned how to cook - You don’t remember what life before coffee was like - If you ever win an Oscar, you’ll thank coffee in your acceptance speech - You secretly don’t see the point of tea - Your body is 80% coffee, 20% thinking about how to get more coffee
Wonder how many of these ring true? Chances are, like us, your love for coffee runs deep.
The Bean Team
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